Girlie Presents The Cougar Show!

Friday AND Saturday, August 6 and 7
Doors at 10, Show at 10:30.
$10 in advance (and for hot young things 25 and under, with ID). $15 at the door.
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/121505
So, the story goes that one day Ms. Bea Haven looked around backstage and realized that she was not the only hot-lady-of-a-certain-age applying glitter to her lids and getting ready to take it off onstage. She started asking around and noticed that a LOT of her favorite performers were over 35. When she floated the idea of a Cougar Show (to celebrate our MILF-dom), the idea was greeted with cheers and “f**k yeah”s
Thus the Cougar Show was born.
What is it? The Cougar Show is a splendid evening of burlesque-and-fetish-and-performance-art with performers only over the age of 35. Expect lots of trashy animal prints, big hair, and celebration of cruising people far-too-young-for-us.
Starring, the ladies who don’t lie about their age & dress age-inappropriately. Always:
Ms. Bea Haven, the Great Chicago Fire
Candyland (our cougar-in-training!)
Dante
Scarlett DeVille
Sister Faith
Laila the Bellydancer
Miss Vine
With Queerella Fistalot as our “cougar bait”.
And featuring, all the way from Columbus, OH, from Viva Valezz and Her Velvet Hearts: Rumor Mills, Dexter Wilde and Viva Valezz!