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Brooklyn, NY – The BurningAngel Network is ecstatic to announce BurningAngel sex kitten Misti Dawn has launched her own site, MeowMistiDawn.com.

Due to Misti’s overwhelming popularity on BurningAngel.com and in the alternative community, it’s a natural evolution for Misti to begin producing her own content and managing her own site and continue communicating with her fans.  Her site will display truly unique, amateur boy/girl and girl/girl solo video content as well as amateur and professional photo content.  Photos and videos will be updated on a weekly basis along with her blog, but the massively exciting part of Misti’s web site are the 24 hour house cams – one in the shower, one in the bedroom, so fans can always see what’s up or in Misti – all day/night long!

“I can’t believe how awesome my fans are,” said Misti Dawn.  “These 24 hour web cams are phenomenal.  My rooms are packed and I just launched MeowMistiDawn.com!  I am so excited to finally have my own site to express who I really am.  I love all things nerdy obviously which covers everything from video games to D&D but above all others, I love exploring my sexuality and preferably with others.  On my site I have decided to really show my real life to my fans with a 24 hour webcam and exclusive videos of my real sex life as is happens be it with myself or others.  BurningAngel gave me the platform to explore this part of myself so I have always had a soft spot in my heart for them – what better group of people to collaborate with me on my solo site.  I feel like together it’s a real partnership and we have like minded goals – porn and fun!  I hope everyone enjoys all the work we have put in to the site together.”

In addition to Misti Dawn’s web site being directly linked to BurningAngel.com, fans can enjoy Misti’s experiences directly from her through her blog at: http://meowmistidawn.wordpress.com.  Membership to MeowMistiDawn.com grants access to all the other websites on the BurningAngel.com network including BurningAngelcom, JoannaAngel.com, POVPUNX.com and many more.

And keeping true with the same format as the other BurningAngel sites, MeowMistiDawn.com contains her bio, pictures, videos, chat, webcam, interactive community, forum, comments section, ratings options, appearances, favorite sites links and store icon options.  www.meowmistidawn.com.

“I think this website will be tremendously successful.  Misti has a very loyal fan base that keeps growing and I think they will all really enjoy having a dedicated place to see what and who she is doing.  This is the first website BurningAngel is doing for someone else and I think it’s a great way to expand the company,” says BurningAngel.com founder and owner Joanna Angel.

Backstage stories so extreme that this book is about to become the rock and roll version of The Satanic Verses

The Last Living Slut: Born in Iran, Bred Backstage (Igniter / It Books; releasing June 1, 2010) is one of rock’s most straight up, balls-out bio — so extreme that it makes Pamela Des Barres infamous groupie bio I’m With the Band look like the diary of a nun.  “Controversial” doesn’t do this new tell-all bio justice.  This unapologetic, feminist book about a girl raised traditionally in Iran who searched for salvation as a rock groupie is about to become the rock and roll version of The Satanic Verses.

Author Roxana Shirazi grew up during the political revolution in Iran, but fled to England at the age of ten.  She was eventually seduced down rock’s delicious path by the sounds, smells and freedom of the rock and roll wonderland. Her story is an unflinching portrait of teenage cultural dislocation in London, a collection of some of the most extreme backstage stories ever revealed, and a white-knuckled tale of jilted love and brutal revenge.

Roxana goes behind-the-scenes and beneath-the-sheets with members of some of rock’s most notorious bands including members of Guns N’ Roses, Motley Crue, Velvet Revolver, Avenged Sevenfold, Buckcherry, L.A. Guns, Papa Roach and Skid Row.

Shirazi believed the rock and roll myth and, when she was unable to find a rock star who could live up to it, she chose to embody it herself. She became the rare feminist groupie who was not a victim, but rather who made rock bands her victims.

The book is paired with a powerful introduction by New York Times bestselling authors Neil Strauss and Anthony Bozza.

For more information about The Last Living Slut: Born in Iran, Bred Backstage, visit: http://www.harpercollins.com/author/microsite/about.aspx?authorid=36300.

About Roxana Shirazi

Roxana Shirazi was born in Tehran, Iran, and sent to England at age ten. She has a BA in Gender and Feminism and a MA in Creative Studies in English from Bath Spa University in the UK.  She currently lives, loves, writes and collects corsets in London.

About The Last Living Slut: Born in Iran, Bred Backstage

Igniter / It Books; Hardcover

On sale June 1, 2010

336 pages / $25.99 / ISBN: 9780061931352

8-page, full-color photo insert

About Igniter Books

Igniter Books was founded by NY Times Bestsellers Neil Strauss, author of The Game and The Dirt with Motley Crue, and Anthony Bozza, author of Too Fat to Fish and Tommyland.  Igniter Books overriding goal is to publish true stories that other companies are afraid to publish. The ones they’re after are raw, real, and revealing – and they put them out into the world with care, love, and passion.  They love the smell of a new book, the feel of a new spine, and the taste of a new story. And, most of all, they love seeing you in the café, on the subway, and in the driver’s seat of your car, reading an Igniter book and hiding the cover, in case anyone catches you and questions your sanity and morals.

The clamor of the crowd to Exxxtacy 2010 Chicago is exceeding even our own expectations as more top-notch talent reserve their place at the Chi-Town event. The latest stars to join the pack are Monique Alexander, Faye Reagan, and Phoenix Marie, but let’s not forget the incredible roster not previously mentioned!

As more people make contact, messages are coming in, with Evan Seinfeld saying, ”Hey, make sure y’all know that Lupe Fuentes will be there!” and ”Its Amy Brooke! Ya, I’ll be in Chicago in July! My hometown!”

You can follow Exxxtacy 2010 on Twitter at Twitter.com/Exxxtacy2010, and Angel Vain, Trisha Uptown, Alexis Texas, Lexington Steele, Lisa Sparxxx, Evan Seinfeld, Madison Scott, Sea J Raw, Cindy Pucci, Athena Pleasures, Bree Olson, Noname Jane, Shay Morgan, Violet Monroe, Laura Prestin, Mckenzee Miles, Nina Mercedez, Monica Mayhem, and Tia Ling.

Join us in historic Chi-Town for an unforgettable weekend of fun July 16 through 18. In addition to those mentioned above, the growing list of talent drawn like a magnet to appear in Chicago at Exxxtacy 2010 is as follows:

Aimee Addison, Monique Alexander, Britney Amber, Joanna Angel, Red- Hot Annie, Angelina Armani, Summer Bailey, Nyomi Banxxx, Leah Bay, Clayra Beau, Lexi Belle, Nikki Benz, Jasmin Blaze, Janessa Brazil, Amy Brooke, Misti – Burning Angel, Kylee – Burning Angel, Kleio – Burning Angel, Jessie – Burning Angel, Charisma Cappelli, Christy Canyon, Amber Chase, Kelly Divine, Daisy Duxe, Alexis Ford, Lupe Fuentes, Jessie George, Alexis Golden, Tommy Gunn, Star Henderson, Hillary Hooterz, Nicki Hunter, Diamond Jackson, Sara Jay, Ron Jeremy, Diamond Kitty, Luscious Laila, Sunny Lane, McKenzie Lee, Sunny Leone, Ariana Lexine, Tia Ling, Lexxxi Lockhart, Kagney Linn Karter, Ginger Lynn, Phoenix Marie, Brandie May, Monica Mayhem, Nina Mercedez, McKenzee Miles, Cover Girl Miss Prestin, Violet Monroe, Shay Morgan, Noname Jane, Bree Olson, Housewife Paige, Athena Pleasures, Prinzzess, Cindy Pucci, Sea J Raw, Crystal Rayne, Faye Reagan, Bella Rey, Madison Scott, Evan Seinfeld, Lisa Sparxxx, Heather Starlett, Elizabeth Starr, Lucky Starr, Lexington Steele, Alexis Texas, Trisha Uptown, Angel Vain, Craig Valentine, Tiffany West, and Kita Zen.

Exxxtacy 2010 is taking place on July 16 through 18, 2010, at the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center in Rosemont, IL.

For information about sponsorship packages, stars attending, contests and events associated with Exxxtacy 2010 please visit the show website at www.ExxxtacyShow.com. The website is always updated with current show information.

Tickets are now on Sale for Exxxtacy 2010 at www.exxxtacyshow.com. Please use Promotional Code ”AVN” for a special ticket discount!

Exxxtacy 2010 is produced by Taboo Productions Inc, and presented by Clips4Sale. The AVN Media Network is the Official Media Sponsor.

(Canoga Park, CA)—Let’s face it. It’s hard to hear the words I-Dream-of-Jeannie and not suddenly start to hum the tune to one of America’s favorite 1960’s TV show theme songs. But one other thing that most people also start to think about is the fictional Jeannie. Mmmm yes—with her bare midriff, her silky long blonde hair, and her eager willingness to please her on-screen “master”, Major Nelson. And for that very reason alone is why Hustler Video found it imperative to not only make a film about an overly obedient genie, but to make a full featured parody of I Dream of Jeannie entitled, This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX…of course!

Hustler Video’s parody This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX is really more than just a trip down memory lane. It’s everything that we love about the original mid-twentieth century sitcom. There’s Jeannie (played by Shawna Lenee), Major Nelson (Dale DaBone), Major Healey (Alec Knight), and of course Hustler Video threw in its own flair, as it always does, with a very sexy—über scandalous G/G/G sex scene between Jeannie and the two lesbian neighbors (Ashlyn Rae and Missy Woods) who move in next door. Fans of the original TV show can also expect to see the inside of Jeannie’s bottle (just like in the show!) and Jeannie popping in and out of frame by the use of her magical genie powers.

“It was really fun,” said This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX parody star, Shawna Lenee, “I loved getting to play the part of Jeannie. I used to watch re-runs of the show all the time on Nick at Nite when I was a kid. Jeannie always got to wear the cutest outfits, appear and disappear wherever she liked, and play games on people. Plus, she has Major Nelson. I think maybe Healey was a little in love with her too.”

In Hustler Video’s newest spoof, This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX, everyone’s favorite genie in a bottle can be seen discovering that she does indeed like girls, learning what a dildo is used for, engaging in a three-some with her “master” and his best pal, and of course, causing a little mischief! The This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX parody will be available to own on June 1st!!

To view the trailer, go to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN8VJw4iWQc

from www.radaronline.com – Kendra’s first pay check for the soon-to-be-released sex tape is a massive $680,000, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

The reality television star secured the secret payment from Vivid in addition to receiving up to 50 percent of sales, as RadarOnline.com was first to report.

Until now, Kendra’s upfront payment has been kept secret. But several sources with direct knowledge told RadarOnline.com that the former Girl Next Door will get her whopping check this week.

And we have learned there are many more Kendra sex tapes to come.

Kendra’s ex-boyfriend Justin Frye — the man who orchestrated the deal with Vivid — sold a virtual library of home videos that numbered as many as 20 tapes and tens of hours of content, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.

It has set up Vivid to release a series of money-making sequels to the Kendra Exposed premiere, which is scheduled to be released on DVD this week.

As RadarOnline.com was first to report, Frye — a newlywed and construction worker — received $100,000 for selling the tapes.

Now sources close to the 28-year-old reveal he is also getting a percentage of sales, although it is a much smaller percentage than Kendra’s and is set up as a step deal, meaning he will get varying percentages depending on the level of sales.

Frye and his wife plan to use their cut to purchase their first home in Arizona. They married within the past year.

RadarOnline.com learned new details about Kendra’s relationship with Frye. They dated for nearly five years, through high school and the time she worked as a stripper. Their relationship quickly dissolved after she moved to the Playboy mansion and became part of The Girls Next Door.

But Frye is the one who initiated the sale of the sex tapes, hoping for a big payday. And while Kendra has publicly protested, she has secretly agreed to the sex date release and cut a lucrative financial deal, as RadarOnline.com was first to report.

Frye and Kendra lived together for years. He had a camera set up on a tripod in the bedroom, several eyewitnesses told RadarOnline.com. He also had a stripper pole in the apartment they shared.

Over the course of their relationship, Kendra allowed Frye to record her at her wildest – including while she was with other partners.

In one video, Kendra’s co-star is a woman named Taryn. RadarOnline.com has also viewed still images reportedly taken from another scene, which shows Kendra straddling another woman, who is wearing skimpy lingerie.

“There are hours of tape and it’s all high quality, too,” one source told RadarOnline.com. “Justin was more than an amateur cameraman. He had experience filming street biking and this is some of the gnarliest tape footage in terms of quality that anybody has ever seen, ever.”

As RadarOnline.com revealed, Kendra first shopped the sex tape around in 2008. She retained a lawyer and formed Home Run Productions, LLC in November of that year for the potential sale.

“Greed got in the way of the deal,” the source told us, revealing for the first time why the tape wasn’t sold at that time.

“Too many people were involved… the negotiations went sour and it was pulled.”

Two years after the first sale was nixed, an enterprising Frye approached Vivid, realizing he was sitting on a goldmine. He cut a deal and then Kendra secretly signed on.

Vivid is now reporting Kendra’s sex tape has the highest pre-sale numbers of any celebrity tape the company has distributed, including Kim Kardashian and others.

Paris Hilton’s sex tape, 1 Night in Paris, sold more than one million copies.

Dale Jarrett — AssCar Champion

Originally posted May 22nd 2010 12:27 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

NASCAR legend Dale Jarrett took a pit stop in Vegas this week, where he proved one very important point — hot chicks dig speed.

Our friends at SpyOnVegas.com shot a pic of the racing legend posed up with a fan.

Eat your heart out, Ricky Bobby.

TMZ Doesn’t Know ASS

I hate TMZ that pathetic website and TV show that are hellbent on ruining celebs lives and thinks the whole world should be rail thin. Here is an example of what they consider a nice ass. Oops TMZ, but WHAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has no ass of which to speak of whatsoever. So, please, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Lately they’ve been bashing Lindsay Lohan for partying even more than they did w/ Paris and Britney. I’m sorry but the show business I know, especially in the music world, partying is part of the job description. Though not everyone agrees with me, and I am well aware of that, I, myself admire a little decadence and debauchery in my rock n roll.

Lindsay is going to kick ass in “MACHETE”, and I believe she is perfect to portray Linda Lovelace in the upcoming bio pic “INFERNO”. I’m sure that TMZ thinks LL has a nice ass, and though she may have more than the flatass boy butt pictured above, Lindsay could use a little Kardashian in her jeans. Or a lot if it were up to me.

TMZ Doesn’t Know ASS ! And that’s my point (of view). So take this TMZ, here’s what a NICE ASS looks like in reality!

There I said it – az

The official trailer can be viewed at www.lowartllc.com/trailer.mp4 18 and over only please

Los Angeles, CA – Low Art Films (www.lowartfilms.com), brainchild of Oren Cohen in conjunction with Puba Network (www.Puba.com) announce release dates for seven hot, steamy and sexy new DVD titles.

“In this day and age good enough isn’t good enough anymore,” says owner and founder Oren Cohen.  “As an industry, we’ve enjoyed many years of easy sales with mediocre product and high margins. Those days are over.  It’s time to go big or go home.  If your product is the best, people will buy it.  Low Art and Puba are bringing porn back to its roots.” Value is a high priority with the new company.  Low Art will maintain pricing along the lines of competitors’ standard new release offerings while doubling the value for both retailer and consumer.  Every Low Art new release will include 9 brand new vignettes on 2 DVDs in clear cases with beautiful O-Card packaging.  All other companies distributed under the Low Art umbrella will adhere to the same standards of value and quality.

Without question, the most unique quality of Low Art Films is the style and usage of cameras that are almost non-existent in today’s adult films. Cohen intertwines his use of Super 8, Super 16 and Standard 16mm cameras as well as Black and white, Color Negative and Color Reversal Film stock   that made films of the 60s and 70s beyond legendary. With current technology, Cohen can take multiple scenes shot through a wide array of lenses and splice together scenes in ways never seen or produced in the adult industry.  When asked what Low Art is, as a company, Oren exclaims “Low Art is all about making the woman look as sexual and attractive as possible.  I want the performer AND the viewer to be dying to have sex by the time it occurs on screen.”

Puba.com is an internet company that started in 2009 that develops and maintains an all access network that drives traffic to the official websites of some of the major adult film stars in the business.  Shyla Stylez, Jayden Jaymes, Asa Akira, Mason Moore,  London Keyes, and Charley Chase, to name a few, have a built in network that handles their production with DVD quality content by two of the top photographers and directors in the business.  Girls are able to benefit from the DVD release because there is a partnership not only for websites but also for other venues such as DVD and Cable.  Puba is changing the way content is handled and gives the talent additional revenue sources and major traffic partnerships with some of the top porn sites.

“Puba is excited to have a partnership with Low Art and we plan on giving the consumer the best quality out there, period,” says Puba Network co-founder Ivan.  “Our girls along with our scenes speak for themselves and so will our DVDs.”

Cohen discusses the nature of the industry. “Our consumer’s habits and tastes have changed dramatically.  The only way we’re going to keep them on our side is by giving them value and quality.  Other companies are secretly swapping scenes with each other, re-releasing the same footage as comps and trying to pass it all off as a new release.  I don’t want to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes. I want to re-establish the barometer of quality that used to drive our industry.  I want to be proud of what I sell to the public.  I want to make my competitors work harder to make better product.  We need a higher standard in these harder times.  We can’t expect people to keep subscribing to our formulaic and stale interpretation of ‘reality’ or sex without any passion or natural context.  We intend to feed people’s sexual appetites with substance.”

In addition to Low Art’s self-produced titles, the company will also act as a distributor for both internet companies and performers.  “It’s time for motivated adult talent to take control of their destiny.  The traditional production company model needs to be reinvented.  Performers will create content for their websites and use Low Art to release it through traditional channels previously reserved for larger production companies.  We want to cut the middle man out and let performers with vision,” says Cohen.  “Our doors are open to all performers with talent and ambition that want to release their unique product on DVD and television.”

Scheduled to release this summer are:

Dripping Inside (Low Art) – June 9th

Asa Visits London (Puba) – June 16th

Soaking Wet Mess (Low Art) – June 30th

Shyla Mason DD Adventures (Low Art) – July 14th

Fuck Myself (Low Art) – July 28th

Surreal Sex (Low Art) – August 11th

Janine and Jessica’s Dirty Desires (Low Art) – September 8th

This also marks a collaborating effort between Cohen and longtime childhood friend Steve Brickman.  “Oren and I have practically known each other from birth.  Our families go back quite a long ways together.  Let’s just say this isn’t the first rodeo for either of us.  It wouldn’t have made sense for me to go back to the market place with the same old stuff that hasn’t been working for everyone else. I can honestly get behind this stuff and feel good at the end of the day.  I’m old school.  My customers trust me because I follow one golden rule which my father taught me – ‘Be honest and sincere because at the end of the day all you got is your word!’  These are words I live by and therefore makes it easy for me to truly believe that everyone will benefit with this conjoined effort.”

For sales please contact Steve Brickman at Sbrickman@lowartllc.com.

First trailer: http://iamivan.com/puba/asavisitslondon/index.html

Blue Bayou Bar + Grill
3734 N Southport Av
Chicago IL 60622

This Thursday, Next Thursday, Every Thursday
10:00pm (SHARP!)
No Cover Charge

Make no mistake: when it comes to free burlesque in Chicago, no one can bring it better than Vaudezilla. So come on back to Wrigleyville and join us as we remind everyone why Blue Bayou is the hottest spot in the Windy City on a Thursday night.

Enjoy some authentic New Orleans cuisine and some tasty $4 drink specials while our dancers entertain you promptly at 10:00pm.

The show is FREE and features 7-9 different performers from the roster every Thursday.

June 3
Red Hot Annie
Barrett All
Cherry Brandi
Pheonix L’Amour (Iowa)
Bizarre Sally
Jeez Loueez
Naughty Natanya
Titi Touche

June 10
Red Hot Annie
Donna Touch
Maria May I
Barrett All
Trixie Sparx
Cherry Brandi
Chasity Chaos
Elisa Purls
Serenna Starr

June 17
Donna Touch
Barrett All
Trixie Sparx
Deirdre Doll
Jeez Loueez
Lady Annabelle
Mina Mechante
Trixie Darling

June 24
Red Hot Annie
Maria May I
Annie Cherry (Kansas City)
Bindlestiff Willy (Kansas City)
Paris Green
Pearl Pistol
Siren Jinx
Special K
Trixie Darling

Friday, May 21
10:00pm & 11:30pm (two different shows)

Lincoln Tap Room
3010 N Lincoln Av
Chicago IL 60657

Cover Charge: FREE!

American burlesque got its start right here in Chicago in 1893 at the World’s Columbian Exposition. And just last month, Vaudezilla played an integral role in paying tribute to that as one of the producers of the first-ever Windy City Burlesque Fest.

The festival may be gone until next year, but we continue to honor those roots with an all-new monthly show. To carry on the legacy, Vaudezilla teams up with Lincoln Tap Room to bring you “Lincoln Fair: The Monthly Burlesque Exposition.”

Every month, we’ll bring you everything you’ve come to expect from a Vaudezilla show: the finest burlesque talent that the Windy City has to offer, the fabulous Vaudezilla Vixens, our trademark swag bags, and more fun than the law should allow!

This month, expect dirty ballon animals, face painting, palm reading, and a kissing booth with Wham Bam Pam!, but you never know just what Vaudezilla has in store for the future of this event!

Burlesque performers featured this month include:

10:00pm Show
Donna Touch
Barrett All
Wham Bam Pam
Serenna Starr
Deidre Doll
Mina Mechante
Cherry Brandi

11:30pm Show
Red Hot Annie
Donna Touch
Barrett All
RenZena
Trixie Sparx
Chasity Chaos
Jeez Loueez
Pearl Pistol
Lula Houp-Garou

 see the official trailer here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0YQoAqmrU&feature=player_embedded
 from www.bleedingcool.com – Axel Braun has had a long and varied career as a director of pornographic films, from the Big Cock Seductions Series to The Squirting Adventures Of Dr.G to Asspirations Asstronomical.

But of late, he’s begun to specialise in porn parodies – taking existing intellectual properties, and doing the porno version, protected under US parody law. This Is Not Happy Days, Star Trek XXX, a new musical Grease XXX production, they were certainly popular. But it was the Batman XXX production, released later this month, that caused such a fuss, with record interest and preorders.

To the extent that production company Vivid has created a new imprint headed up by Axel Braun producing nothing but superhero porn parody productions.

I spoke to Braun in his production offices in sunny Los Angeles this morning. While I was still in cold, foggy London of course. But before we talked Batman, Braun wanted to talk about his current project, Superman XXX- A Porn Parody.

Just as Braun chose the Batman TV series to previously base his parody on, this time he’s chosen the Christopher Reeve/Richard Donner movies to target. And he’s going somewhere that they never went. And not just by adding sex. You really will believe a man can fly – because he is!

I’ve cast a sky diving instructor in the role of Superman. Which means we are going to have shots where he’s flying for real. He’ll jump off a plane, have his arms extended in front of him, we’ll conceal a parachute under his cape. I mean a lot will have to be green screen. But we will have genuine shots of Superman flying.

And presumably getting up to other things on the way down as well. One thing that comes over strongly is that Braun feels he is a real comic book fan and that he’s bringing this sensibility, geekiness and obsessiveness to his work. You know, making porn films. Bleeding Cool has already written about the lengths (fifteen inches at the last count) that Braun went to to create as close a facsimile to the Batman TV show as possible.

The costumes were the most important thing in pre production. I had several made that I had to refuse, they were not what I wanted. Naming new names, I found the original fabrics, I found people with the right patterns, the original designers and it all came came together.

I’m sure it did, Axel. And it seems getting the right performance is all about the costumes too.

There’s no trace of Dale DaBone in the movie, he puts on the cowl, he is Adam West, in delivery, in voice. Even in rehearsals, it was only when the helmet came on that he sounded right. Then choosing the crew and the actors, Tori Black who plays Catwoman is booked up so many months in advance, but she *is* Catwoman.” Randy Spears who plays the Joker, I insisted grew a moustache, so we could cover it up, just as with Cesar Romero.

I’m a fan, I’m not just trying to make a buck. I’m not just putting a comic book title on some crappy porn film. I’ve very respectful to the source material, just as I was on Star Trek or on Happy Days. The response of fans has been very positive, they’ve appreciated my attention to detail and that I’m not disrespectful – I laugh with the shows, not at them.

And there’s more on the way. Braun is already preparing to follow Superman XXX with Spider-Man XXX. And he has relatively radical plans.

The Spider-Man costume, I have had a perfect replica of the movie costume made. I’m basing the look and feel on the Spider-man movies, but just like Hollywood, I will be rebooting the franchise. I will have an origin story, but the main villain will be Elektro, someone not seen in the films. I will also have a love triangle between Mary Jane Watson, Gwen Stacy and Peter Parker.

I also wondered about projects he’s like to do that weren’t on Vivid’s list

I’d love to do Kick Ass! I loved it, I was at the premiere, all the way through I was thinking we could do this, we could do that. It even has “ass” in the title. It’s just a matter of it making sense financially.

Yes, it seems that Kick-Ass’s less-than-stellar performance at the US box office mean has meant that the likelihood of a porn parody is rather flaccid. But were there any comic characters from Braun’s home country of Italy he’d like to visit in this fashion.

Diabolik. That would be a dream come true, but no one knows him in America. I mean they tried to do a film years ago, Danger: Diabolik but… listen if any Italian distributor is reading this, I would love to make a Diabolik porn parady porn film. Love to. Get in touch!

I’m sure they will, Axel.But someone who hasn’t been in touch is Warners. Axel Braun is familiar with the art gallery that was shut down by Warners after showing a series of paintings featuring Batman kissing Robin. But he has yet to receive one legal letter from Warners regarding this project.

I haven’t received anything. But we’ve done our homework, the lawyers have performed due diligence.

And even outside of the US, where certain territories are not protected by parody law, the titles are sold successfully without legal challenge. It may well be that Wareners and the like just don’t want to give these projects any more publicity.

But before the release of Batman XXX, Braun is about to have another brush with the mainstream. A new movie coming out later this month, Pimp, sees Axel Braun fictionalised as a character in the sex industry played by Cory Johnson.

I guess it’s time for Axel to discover just what it’s like to be parodied himself…